Added April Fools Day joke

1 files changed, 57 insertions, 42 deletions

@@ -42,6 +42,7 @@ sd_lunar_annual('Presidents Day',2,1,3); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('Valentines Day',2,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder
 sd_solar_multiannual('Leap Day',2,29,4,2004); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('St Patricks Day',3,17); //DateFinder
+sd_solar_annual('April Fools Day',4,1); //Awesome
 sd_solar_annual('Tri\'s CIEday',4,22); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('Silence Day',4,25); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('WCA Day',5,5); //DateFinder
@@ -310,50 +311,64 @@ function sd_addDateIn($id,$dateid)
 
 function sd_dateFinder()
 {
-        if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay())

-        {

-                $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1);

-                $did += (date('j')-1);

-                $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did;

-                return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!');

-        } else {

-                switch (sd_getCurrentDay())

-                {

-                        case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!';

-                        case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!';

-                        case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?';

-                        case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!';

-                        case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?';

-                        case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!';

-                        case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!';

-                        case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...';

-                        case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?';

-                        case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!';

-                        case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?';

-                        case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!';

-                        case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!';

-                        case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!';

-                        case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!';

-                        case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!';

-                        case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!';

-                        case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!';

-                        case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!');

-                        case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!';

-                        case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!';

-                        case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...';

-                        case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!';

-                        case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!';

-                        case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!';

-                        case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!';

-                        case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...';

-                        case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>';

-                        case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!';

-                        case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!';

-                        case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.';

+        if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay())
+        {
+                $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1);
+                $did += (date('j')-1);
+                $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did;
+                return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!');
+        } else {
+                switch (sd_getCurrentDay())
+                {
+                        case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!';
+                        case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!';
+                        case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?';
+                        case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!';
+                        case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?';
+                        case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!';
+                        case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!';
+                        case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...';
+                        case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?';
+                        case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!';
+                        case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?';
+                        case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!';
+                        case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!';
+                        case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!';
+                        case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!';
+                        case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!';
+                        case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!';
+                        case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!';
+                        case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!');
+                        case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!';
+                        case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!';
+                        case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...';
+                        case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!';
+                        case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!';
+                        case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!';
+                        case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!';
+                        case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...';
+                        case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>';
+                        case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!';
+                        case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!';
+                        case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.';
                         case 'Silence Day': return 'Support LGBT people by keeping the silence until 5 PM.';
-                        case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>';

-                }

+                        case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>';
+                        case 'April Fools Day': return 'Long live the three!';
+                }
         }
 }
 
+function doAprilFoolsDay($text)
+{
+        if (sd_isSpecialDay('April Fools Day'))
+        {
+                $text = str_replace('four', 'three', $text);
+                $text = str_replace('Four', 'Three', $text);
+                //$text = str_replace('4', '3', $text);
+                $text = str_replace('FOUR', 'THREE', $text);
+        }
+        
+        return $text;
+}
+
 ?>