Added April Fools Day joke

5 files changed, 87 insertions, 52 deletions

@@ -47,6 +47,14 @@ if (isset($_GET['layout']))
         exit;
 }
 
+if (sd_isSpecialDay('April Fools Day') && ($_COOKIE['layout'] != '7'))
+{
+        setcookie('layout', 7, time()+60*60*24*30, '/', '.fourisland.com');
+
+        header('Location: ' . getRewriteURL());
+        exit;
+}
+
 if (preg_match('|MSIE ([0-9].[0-9]{1,2})|', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'], $matched))
 {
         $usingIE = true;
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@ function displayRelated($title, $avoid = 0)
                         $template = new FITemplate('related');
                 }
 
-                $template->adds_block('POST', array(    'TITLE' => htmlentities($getrelated3[$i]['title']),
+                $template->adds_block('POST', array(    'TITLE' => doAprilFoolsDay(htmlentities($getrelated3[$i]['title'])),
                                                         'CODED' => $getrelated3[$i]['slug'],
                                                         'AUTHOR' => $getrelated3[$i]['author'],
                                                         'DATE' => date('F jS Y',strtotime($getrelated3[$i]['pubDate']))));
@@ -331,11 +331,11 @@ function getPollOfTheWeek($id = -1)
         $getpoll2 = mysql_query($getpoll);
         $getpoll3 = mysql_fetch_array($getpoll2);
 
-        $potw->add('QUESTION', stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['question'])));
-        $potw->add('OPTION1', stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option1'])));
-        $potw->add('OPTION2', stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option2'])));
-        $potw->add('OPTION3', stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option3'])));
-        $potw->add('OPTION4', stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option4'])));
+        $potw->add('QUESTION', doAprilFoolsDay(stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['question']))));
+        $potw->add('OPTION1', doAprilFoolsDay(stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option1']))));
+        $potw->add('OPTION2', doAprilFoolsDay(stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option2']))));
+        $potw->add('OPTION3', doAprilFoolsDay(stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option3']))));
+        $potw->add('OPTION4', doAprilFoolsDay(stripslashes(htmlentities($getpoll3['option4']))));
 
         $getip = "SELECT * FROM didpollalready WHERE ip = \"" . $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] . "\"";
         $getip2 = mysql_query($getip);
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ if (isset($hatNav) && is_array($hatNav))
         

         foreach ($hatNav as $item)

         {

-                $template->adds_block('HATNAV',array('TITLE' => $item['title'], 'URL' => $item['url'], 'ICON' => $item['icon']));

+                $template->adds_block('HATNAV',array('TITLE' => doAprilFoolsDay($item['title']), 'URL' => $item['url'], 'ICON' => $item['icon']));

         }

 }

 

@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ $i=0;
 while ($getaffs3 = mysql_fetch_array($getaffs2))

 {

         $template->adds_block('AFFILIATES', array(      'COLOR' => getTagColor($i++),

-                                                        'TITLE' => htmlentities($getaffs3['title']),

+                                                        'TITLE' => doAprilFoolsDay(htmlentities($getaffs3['title'])),

                                                         'URL' => $getaffs3['url']));

 }

 

@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ $i=0;
 while ($getwebps3 = mysql_fetch_array($getwebps2))

 {

         $template->adds_block('WEBPROJS', array(        'COLOR' => getTagColor($i++),

-                                                        'TITLE' => htmlentities($getwebps3['title']),

+                                                        'TITLE' => doAprilFoolsDay(htmlentities($getwebps3['title'])),

                                                         'URL' => $getwebps3['url']));

 }

 

@@ -235,7 +235,7 @@ $i=0;
 while ($getpopular3[$i] = mysql_fetch_array($getpopular2))

 {

         $template->adds_block('POPULAR', array( 'CODED' => $getpopular3[$i]['slug'],

-                                                'TITLE' => stripslashes(htmlentities($getpopular3[$i]['title']))));

+                                                'TITLE' => doAprilFoolsDay(stripslashes(htmlentities($getpopular3[$i]['title'])))));

         $i++;

 }

 

@@ -278,6 +278,17 @@ $template->add('ME', getRewriteURL());
 

 $template->add('CONTENT', $content);

 

+ob_start();

 $template->display();

+$document = ob_get_contents();

+ob_end_clean();

+

+$document = doAprilFoolsDay($document);

+$document = str_replace(doAprilFoolsDay($content), $content, $document);

+$document = str_replace("id=\"threem\"", "id=\"fourm\"", $document);

+$document = str_replace("id=\"threeipedia\"", "id=\"fouripedia\"", $document);

+$document = str_replace('CLASS="threem none threem-none"', 'CLASS="fourm none fourm-none"', $document);

+$document = str_replace("threeisland.com/", "fourisland.com/", $document);

+echo($document);

 

 ?>

@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@ function parseText($text)
 {
         $text = parseBBCode($text);
         $text = parseSmilies($text);
+        $text = doAprilFoolsDay($text);
 
         return $text;
 }
@@ -42,6 +42,7 @@ sd_lunar_annual('Presidents Day',2,1,3); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('Valentines Day',2,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder
 sd_solar_multiannual('Leap Day',2,29,4,2004); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('St Patricks Day',3,17); //DateFinder
+sd_solar_annual('April Fools Day',4,1); //Awesome
 sd_solar_annual('Tri\'s CIEday',4,22); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('Silence Day',4,25); //DateFinder
 sd_solar_annual('WCA Day',5,5); //DateFinder
@@ -310,50 +311,64 @@ function sd_addDateIn($id,$dateid)
 
 function sd_dateFinder()
 {
-        if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay())

-        {

-                $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1);

-                $did += (date('j')-1);

-                $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did;

-                return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!');

-        } else {

-                switch (sd_getCurrentDay())

-                {

-                        case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!';

-                        case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!';

-                        case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?';

-                        case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!';

-                        case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?';

-                        case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!';

-                        case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!';

-                        case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...';

-                        case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?';

-                        case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!';

-                        case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?';

-                        case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!';

-                        case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!';

-                        case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!';

-                        case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!';

-                        case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!';

-                        case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!';

-                        case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!';

-                        case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!');

-                        case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!';

-                        case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!';

-                        case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...';

-                        case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!';

-                        case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!';

-                        case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!';

-                        case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!';

-                        case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...';

-                        case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>';

-                        case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!';

-                        case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!';

-                        case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.';

+        if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay())
+        {
+                $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1);
+                $did += (date('j')-1);
+                $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did;
+                return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!');
+        } else {
+                switch (sd_getCurrentDay())
+                {
+                        case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!';
+                        case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!';
+                        case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?';
+                        case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!';
+                        case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?';
+                        case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!';
+                        case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!';
+                        case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...';
+                        case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?';
+                        case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!';
+                        case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?';
+                        case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!';
+                        case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!';
+                        case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!';
+                        case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!';
+                        case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!';
+                        case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!';
+                        case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!';
+                        case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!');
+                        case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!';
+                        case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!';
+                        case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...';
+                        case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!';
+                        case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!';
+                        case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!';
+                        case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!';
+                        case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...';
+                        case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>';
+                        case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!';
+                        case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!';
+                        case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.';
                         case 'Silence Day': return 'Support LGBT people by keeping the silence until 5 PM.';
-                        case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>';

-                }

+                        case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>';
+                        case 'April Fools Day': return 'Long live the three!';
+                }
         }
 }
 
+function doAprilFoolsDay($text)
+{
+        if (sd_isSpecialDay('April Fools Day'))
+        {
+                $text = str_replace('four', 'three', $text);
+                $text = str_replace('Four', 'Three', $text);
+                //$text = str_replace('4', '3', $text);
+                $text = str_replace('FOUR', 'THREE', $text);
+        }
+        
+        return $text;
+}
+
 ?>