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<?php
if (isset($_GET['id']))
{
$getcomic = "SELECT * FROM comics WHERE comic_id = " . $_GET['id'] . " AND status = \"publish\"";
} else {
$getcomic = "SELECT * FROM comics WHERE status = \"publish\" ORDER BY comic_id DESC LIMIT 0,1";
}
$getcomic2 = mysql_query($getcomic);
$getcomic3 = mysql_fetch_array($getcomic2);
$date = strtotime(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'pubDate'));
?>
<DIV CLASS="post">
<DIV CLASS="date" TITLE="<?php echo(date('F jS Y g:i a', $date)); ?>">
<?php echo(date('M', $date)); ?><BR>
<?php echo(date('j', $date)); ?><BR>
<?php echo(date('Y', $date)); ?>
</DIV>
<DIV CLASS="title">
<H2><?php echo($getcomic3['title']); ?></H2>
<?php
if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'author'))
{
?>
<CENTER><SMALL>Guest comic by <?php echo(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'author')); ?></SMALL></CENTER>
<?php
}
?>
</DIV>
</DIV>
<DIV CLASS="image">
<?php
if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'link'))
{
?>
<A HREF="<?php echo(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'link')); ?>">
<?php
}
?>
<IMG SRC="/images/comics/<?php echo($getcomic3['filename']); ?>" ALT="<?php echo(htmlentities($getcomic3['text'])); ?>" TITLE="<?php echo(htmlentities($getcomic3['text'])); ?>">
<?php
if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'link'))
{
?>
</A>
<?php
}
?>
</DIV>
<DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
<UL CLASS="navbar">
<?php
$id = $getcomic3['comic_id'];
$cntcomics = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM comics WHERE status = \"publish\"";
$cntcomics2 = mysql_query($cntcomics);
$cntcomics3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntcomics2);
$all = $cntcomics3['COUNT(*)'];
if ($id > 2)
{
?> <LI><A HREF="/comic1.htm">First</a></LI>
<?php
}
if ($id > 1)
{
?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id-1); ?>.htm">Back</A></LI>
<?php
}
?> <LI><A HREF="/random.htm">Random</A></LI>
<?php
if ($id < $all)
{
if ($id != ($all-1))
{
?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id+1); ?>.htm">Next</A></LI>
<?php
?> <LI><A HREF="/">Today</A></LI>
<?php
} else {
?> <LI><A HREF="/">Next</A></LI>
<?php
}
}
$cntpending = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM comics WHERE status = \"pending\"";
$cntpending2 = mysql_query($cntpending);
$cntpending3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntpending2);
$numpending = $cntpending3['COUNT(*)'];
?>
</UL>
<DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
<?php
if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'text'))
{
?>
<P>
<?php echo(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'text')); ?>
</P>
<?php
}
?>
<P>
pillowcase - the result of an obsession with cute, plush objects that talk nonsense
</P>
<P>
because we luv <A HREF="http://xkcd.com">xkcd</A>, make sure you look for the alt text
</P>
<P>
<?php if ($numpending == 1): ?>
there is 1 comic in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for 1 more day before she starts getting angry emails
<?php elseif ($numpending == 0): ?>
oh dear, there aren't any comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla doesn't hurry up, there may not be a comic tomorrow
<?php elseif ($numpending > 100): ?>
OMG! There are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue! Starla, you relax as long as you want!
<?php else: ?>
there are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for <?php echo($numpending); ?> days before she starts getting angry emails
<?php endif; ?>
</P>
<?php
$title = $getcomic3['title'];
?>
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