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<?php
include('db.php');
ob_start();
if (isset($_GET['id']))
{
$getimage = "SELECT * FROM images WHERE id = " . $_GET['id'];
} else {
$getimage = "SELECT * FROM images ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT 0,1";
}
$getimage2 = mysql_query($getimage);
$getimage3 = mysql_fetch_array($getimage2);
?>
<DIV CLASS="post">
<DIV CLASS="date" TITLE="<?php echo(date('F jS Y H:i:s', strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?>">
<?php echo(date('M',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?><BR>
<?php echo(date('j',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?><BR>
<?php echo(date('Y',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?>
</DIV>
<DIV CLASS="title">
<H2><?php echo($getimage3['title']); ?></H2>
</DIV>
</DIV>
<DIV CLASS="image">
<IMG SRC="/images/<?php echo($getimage3['filename']); ?>" ALT="<?php echo(htmlentities($getimage3['text'])); ?>" TITLE="<?php echo(htmlentities($getimage3['text'])); ?>">
</DIV>
<DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
<UL CLASS="navbar">
<?php
$id = $getimage3['id'];
$cntimages = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM images";
$cntimages2 = mysql_query($cntimages);
$cntimages3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntimages2);
$all = $cntimages3['COUNT(*)'];
if ($id > 2)
{
?> <LI><A HREF="/comic1.htm">First</a></LI>
<?php
}
if ($id > 1)
{
?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id-1); ?>.htm">Back</A></LI>
<?php
}
if ($id < $all)
{
if ($id != ($all-1))
{
?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id+1); ?>.htm">Next</A></LI>
<?php
?> <LI><A HREF="/">Today</A></LI>
<?php
} else {
?> <LI><A HREF="/">Next</A></LI>
<?php
}
}
$cntpending = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM pending";
$cntpending2 = mysql_query($cntpending);
$cntpending3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntpending2);
$numpending = $cntpending3['COUNT(*)'];
?>
</UL>
<DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
<P>
pillowcase - the result of an obsession with cute, plush objects that talk nonsense
</P>
<P>
because we luv <A HREF="http://xkcd.com">xkcd</A>, make sure you look for the alt text
</P>
<P>
<?php if ($numpending == 1): ?>
there is 1 comic in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for 1 more day before she starts getting angry emails
<?php elseif ($numpending == 0): ?>
oh dear, there aren't any comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla doesn't hurry up, there may not be a comic tomorrow
<?php elseif ($numpending > 100): ?>
OMG! There are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue! Starla, you relax as long as you want!
<?php else: ?>
there are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for <?php echo($numpending); ?> days before she starts getting angry emails
<?php endif; ?>
</P>
<?php
$contents = ob_get_contents();
ob_end_clean();
$title = $getimage3['title'];
include('header.php');
echo($contents);
include('footer.php');
?>
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