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Diffstat (limited to 'index.php')
-rw-r--r--[-rwxr-xr-x] | index.php | 119 |
1 files changed, 10 insertions, 109 deletions
diff --git a/index.php b/index.php index d1178a0..3738020 100755..100644 --- a/index.php +++ b/index.php | |||
@@ -1,123 +1,24 @@ | |||
1 | <?php | 1 | <?php |
2 | 2 | ||
3 | include('db.php'); | 3 | include('includes/db.php'); |
4 | include('includes/functions.php'); | ||
4 | 5 | ||
5 | ob_start(); | 6 | ob_start(); |
6 | 7 | ||
7 | if (isset($_GET['id'])) | 8 | $filename = 'pages/' . basename($_GET['area']) . '.php'; |
9 | if (!file_exists($filename)) | ||
8 | { | 10 | { |
9 | $getimage = "SELECT * FROM images WHERE id = " . $_GET['id']; | 11 | $filename = 'pages/comic.php'; |
10 | } else { | ||
11 | $getimage = "SELECT * FROM images ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT 0,1"; | ||
12 | } | 12 | } |
13 | $getimage2 = mysql_query($getimage); | ||
14 | $getimage3 = mysql_fetch_array($getimage2); | ||
15 | 13 | ||
16 | ?> | 14 | include($filename); |
17 | <DIV CLASS="post"> | ||
18 | <DIV CLASS="date" TITLE="<?php echo(date('F jS Y g:i a', strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?>"> | ||
19 | <?php echo(date('M',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?><BR> | ||
20 | <?php echo(date('j',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?><BR> | ||
21 | <?php echo(date('Y',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?> | ||
22 | |||
23 | </DIV> | ||
24 | |||
25 | <DIV CLASS="title"> | ||
26 | <H2><?php echo($getimage3['title']); ?></H2> | ||
27 | <?php | ||
28 | |||
29 | if ($getimage3['author'] != '') | ||
30 | { | ||
31 | ?> | ||
32 | <CENTER><SMALL>Guest comic by <?php echo($getimage3['author']); ?></SMALL></CENTER> | ||
33 | <?php | ||
34 | } | ||
35 | |||
36 | ?> | ||
37 | </DIV> | ||
38 | </DIV> | ||
39 | |||
40 | <DIV CLASS="image"> | ||
41 | <IMG SRC="/images/<?php echo($getimage3['filename']); ?>" ALT="<?php echo(htmlentities($getimage3['text'])); ?>" TITLE="<?php echo(htmlentities($getimage3['text'])); ?>"> | ||
42 | </DIV> | ||
43 | |||
44 | <DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV> | ||
45 | |||
46 | <UL CLASS="navbar"> | ||
47 | <?php | ||
48 | |||
49 | $id = $getimage3['id']; | ||
50 | |||
51 | $cntimages = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM images"; | ||
52 | $cntimages2 = mysql_query($cntimages); | ||
53 | $cntimages3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntimages2); | ||
54 | $all = $cntimages3['COUNT(*)']; | ||
55 | |||
56 | if ($id > 2) | ||
57 | { | ||
58 | ?> <LI><A HREF="/comic1.htm">First</a></LI> | ||
59 | <?php | ||
60 | } | ||
61 | |||
62 | if ($id > 1) | ||
63 | { | ||
64 | ?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id-1); ?>.htm">Back</A></LI> | ||
65 | <?php | ||
66 | } | ||
67 | |||
68 | if ($id < $all) | ||
69 | { | ||
70 | if ($id != ($all-1)) | ||
71 | { | ||
72 | ?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id+1); ?>.htm">Next</A></LI> | ||
73 | <?php | ||
74 | ?> <LI><A HREF="/">Today</A></LI> | ||
75 | <?php | ||
76 | } else { | ||
77 | ?> <LI><A HREF="/">Next</A></LI> | ||
78 | <?php | ||
79 | } | ||
80 | } | ||
81 | |||
82 | $cntpending = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM pending"; | ||
83 | $cntpending2 = mysql_query($cntpending); | ||
84 | $cntpending3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntpending2); | ||
85 | $numpending = $cntpending3['COUNT(*)']; | ||
86 | |||
87 | ?> | ||
88 | </UL> | ||
89 | |||
90 | <DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV> | ||
91 | 15 | ||
92 | <P> | 16 | $doc = ob_get_contents(); |
93 | pillowcase - the result of an obsession with cute, plush objects that talk nonsense | ||
94 | </P> | ||
95 | 17 | ||
96 | <P> | ||
97 | because we luv <A HREF="http://xkcd.com">xkcd</A>, make sure you look for the alt text | ||
98 | </P> | ||
99 | |||
100 | <P> | ||
101 | <?php if ($numpending == 1): ?> | ||
102 | there is 1 comic in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for 1 more day before she starts getting angry emails | ||
103 | <?php elseif ($numpending == 0): ?> | ||
104 | oh dear, there aren't any comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla doesn't hurry up, there may not be a comic tomorrow | ||
105 | <?php elseif ($numpending > 100): ?> | ||
106 | OMG! There are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue! Starla, you relax as long as you want! | ||
107 | <?php else: ?> | ||
108 | there are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for <?php echo($numpending); ?> days before she starts getting angry emails | ||
109 | <?php endif; ?> | ||
110 | </P> | ||
111 | <?php | ||
112 | |||
113 | $contents = ob_get_contents(); | ||
114 | ob_end_clean(); | 18 | ob_end_clean(); |
115 | 19 | ||
116 | $title = $getimage3['title']; | 20 | include('includes/header.php'); |
117 | include('header.php'); | 21 | echo($doc); |
118 | 22 | include('includes/footer.php'); | |
119 | echo($contents); | ||
120 | |||
121 | include('footer.php'); | ||
122 | 23 | ||
123 | ?> | 24 | ?> |