Created Pillowcase

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+<?php
+
+include('db.php');
+
+ob_start();
+
+$posts = array();
+
+if (isset($_GET['id']))
+{
+        $getimages = "SELECT * FROM images WHERE id = " . $_GET['id'];
+} else {
+        $getimages = "SELECT * FROM images ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT 0,1";
+}
+$getimages2 = mysql_query($getimages);
+$getimage3 = mysql_fetch_array($getimages2);
+
+?>
+                        <DIV CLASS="post">
+                                <DIV CLASS="date" TITLE="<?php echo(date('F jS Y H:i:s', strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?>">
+                                        <?php echo(date('M',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?><BR>
+                                        <?php echo(date('j',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?><BR>
+                                        <?php echo(date('Y',strtotime($getimage3['pubDate']))); ?>
+
+                                </DIV>
+
+                                <DIV CLASS="title">
+                                        <H1><?php echo($getimage3['title']); ?></H1>
+                                </DIV>
+                        </DIV>
+
+                        <DIV CLASS="image">
+                                <IMG SRC="/images/<?php echo($getimage3['filename']); ?>" ALT="<?php echo(htmlentities($getimage3['text'])); ?>" TITLE="<?php echo(htmlentities($getimage3['text'])); ?>">
+                        </DIV>
+
+                        <DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
+
+                        <UL CLASS="navbar">
+<?php
+
+$id = $getimage3['id'];
+$all = mysql_fetch_array(mysql_query("SELECT COUNT(*) FROM images"));
+$all = $all['COUNT(*)'];
+
+if ($id > 2)
+{
+?>                              <LI><A HREF="/comic1.htm">First</a></LI>
+<?php
+}
+
+if ($id > 1)
+{
+?>                              <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id-1); ?>.htm">Back</A></LI>
+<?php
+}
+
+if ($id < $all)
+{
+        if ($id != ($all-1))
+        {
+?>                              <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id+1); ?>.htm">Next</A></LI>
+<?php
+?>                              <LI><A HREF="/">Today</A></LI>
+<?php
+        } else {
+?>                              <LI><A HREF="/">Next</A></LI>
+<?php
+        }
+}
+
+$getnpending = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM pending";
+$getnpending2 = mysql_query($getnpending);
+$getnpending3 = mysql_fetch_array($getnpending2);
+$numpending = $getnpending3['COUNT(*)'];
+
+?>
+                        </UL>
+
+                        <DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
+
+                        <P>
+                                pillowcase - the result of an obsession with cute, plush objects that talk nonsense
+                        </P>
+
+                        <P>
+                                because we luv <A HREF="http://xkcd.com">xkcd</A>, make sure you look for the alt text
+                        </P>
+
+                        <P>
+<?php if ($numpending == 1): ?>
+                                there is 1 comic in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for 1 more day before she starts getting angry emails
+<?php elseif ($numpending == 0): ?>
+                                oh dear, there aren't any comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla doesn't hurry up, there may not be a comic tomorrow
+<?php elseif ($numpending > 100): ?>
+                                OMG! There are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue! Starla, you relax as long as you want!
+<?php else: ?>
+                                there are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for <?php echo($numpending); ?> days before she starts getting angry emails
+<?php endif; ?>
+                        </P>
+<?php
+
+$contents = ob_get_contents();
+ob_end_clean();
+
+$title = $getimage3['title'];
+include('header.php');
+
+echo($contents);
+
+include('footer.php');
+
+?>