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| 1 | <TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=3 width=400> | 1 | <H2>Hello, my name is Waddle Dee</H2> |
| 2 | <TBODY> | 2 | |
| 3 | <TR> | 3 | <P> |
| 4 | <TD id=tableProps vAlign=top align=left><IMG id=pagerrorImg src="/images/error404.png"></TD> | 4 | Aaaa.... well... I'm really sorry, but I can't find the page you're looking for. Really, I'm so sorry! Please don't tell Hat Kirby! This is |
| 5 | <TD id=tableProps2 vAlign=center align=left width=360> | 5 | the 17'th page I lost this week! |
| 6 | <H1 id=textSection1 style="FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana; COLOR: black"><SPAN id=errorText>Hello, my name is Waddle Dee</SPAN></H1> | 6 | </P> |
| 7 | </TD> | 7 | |
| 8 | </TR> | 8 | <P> |
| 9 | 9 | Oh wait. Here we go. We can't find your page because... hmmm... oh not again... It seems Kirby ate the page you are looking for. | |
| 10 | <TR> | 10 | Yes, I'm really sorry! He gets really hungry sometimes (all of the time) but we try to keep him fed. |
| 11 | <TD id=tablePropsWidth width=400 colSpan=2><FONT style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">Aaaa.... well... I'm really sorry, but I can't find the page you're looking for. Really, I'm so sorry! Please don't tell Hat Kirby! This is the 17'th page I lost this week!</FONT></TD> | 11 | </P> |
| 12 | </TR> | 12 | |
| 13 | 13 | <!--BEGIN NOREFERER--> | |
| 14 | <TR> | 14 | <P> |
| 15 | <TD id=tablePropsWidth width=400 colSpan=2><FONT id=LID1 style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black"> | 15 | Anyway, instead of talking to me, you can: |
| 16 | <P id=LID2>Oh wait. Here we go. We can't find your page because... hmmm... oh not again... It seems Kirby ate the page you are looking for.<BR>Yes, I'm really sorry! He gets really hungry sometimes (all of the time) but we try to keep him fed. Anyway, instead of talking to me, you can:</P> | 16 | </P> |
| 17 | 17 | ||
| 18 | <!--BEGIN NOREFERER--> | 18 | <UL> |
| 19 | <UL> | 19 | <LI>Swim over to <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/">Fourever Island</A></LI> |
| 20 | <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="index.php">Fourever Island</A></LI> | 20 | <LI>Try <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/fourm/">The Fourm</A>!</LI> |
| 21 | <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://cvs.fourisland.com">CVS Respository</A>!</LI> | 21 | <LI>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://code.fourisland.com">Mercurial Respository</A>!</LI> |
| 22 | </UL> | 22 | </UL> |
| 23 | 23 | ||
| 24 | <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P> | 24 | <P> |
| 25 | <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in! You may not be able to find the page because of:</strong></p> | 25 | I'm sure you'll have fun. |
| 26 | 26 | </P> | |
| 27 | <ol type="a"> | 27 | |
| 28 | <li>An <strong>out-of-date bookmark/favourite</strong></li> | 28 | <P> |
| 29 | <li>A search engine that has an <strong>out-of-date listing for us</strong></li> | 29 | <STRONG>Oh, oh! More info has come in! You may not be able to find the page because of:</STRONG> |
| 30 | <li>A <strong>mis-typed address</strong></li> | 30 | </P> |
| 31 | </ol> | 31 | |
| 32 | <!--END NOREFERER--> | 32 | <OL TYPE="A"> |
| 33 | 33 | <LI>An <STRONG>out-of-date bookmark/favourite</STRONG></LI> | |
| 34 | <!--BEGIN SEARCHREF--> | 34 | <LI>A search engine that has an <STRONG>out-of-date listing for us</STRONG></LI> |
| 35 | <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG></P> | 35 | <LI>A <STRONG>mis-typed address</STRONG></LI> |
| 36 | <P>You did a search on <strong><a href="<!--SEARCHREF.REF-->" target=_blank><!--SEARCHREF.SITE--></a></strong> for "<strong><!--SEARCHREF.TERMS--></strong>". However, their index appears to be out of date. (Because Kirby ate the page)</p><h2>All is not lost!</h2><p>Why not try these links?</p> | 36 | </OL> |
| 37 | <UL> | 37 | <!--END NOREFERER--> |
| 38 | <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="index.php">Fourever Island</A> | 38 | |
| 39 | <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://cvs.fourisland.com">CVS Respository</A>! | 39 | <!--BEGIN SEARCHREF--> |
| 40 | </UL> | 40 | <P> |
| 41 | <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P> | 41 | <STRONG>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG> |
| 42 | <!--END SEARCHREF--> | 42 | </P> |
| 43 | 43 | ||
| 44 | <!--BEGIN NORMALREF--> | 44 | <P> |
| 45 | <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG></P> | 45 | You did a search on <STRONG><A HREF="<!--SEARCHREF.REF-->" TARGET="_blank"><!--SEARCHREF.SITE--></A></STRONG> |
| 46 | <P>You were referred to this page by: <strong><a href='<!--NORMALREF.REF-->' target='_blank'><!--NORMALREF.SITE--></a></strong><br />I guess they didn't know that Kirby ate the page.</P> | 46 | for "<STRONG><!--SEARCHREF.TERMS--></STRONG>". However, their index appears to be out of date. Because Kirby ate the page, no doubt. |
| 47 | <!--BEGIN OURBAD--> | 47 | </P> |
| 48 | <p id=LID2>Wait a minute! That's us! Uh oh! It looks like one of our own links is broken - I'm really sorry about this, and I'll try to fix it before Hatkirby notices. Please send an email to the email address on the HatBar. Thanks!</P> | 48 | |
| 49 | <!--END OURBAD--> | 49 | <P> |
| 50 | <P id=LID2>Why not try one of these links?</P> | 50 | All is not lost! Why not try one of these links? |
| 51 | <UL> | 51 | </P> |
| 52 | <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="http://fourisland.com">Fourever Island</A></LI> | 52 | |
| 53 | <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://instadisc.org">InstaDisc site</A>!</LI> | 53 | <UL> |
| 54 | </UL> | 54 | <LI>Swim over to <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/">Fourever Island</A></LI> |
| 55 | <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P> | 55 | <LI>Try <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/fourm/">The Fourm</A>!</LI> |
| 56 | <!--END NORMALREF--> | 56 | <LI>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://code.fourisland.com">Mercurial Respository</A>!</LI> |
| 57 | 57 | </UL> | |
| 58 | <P id=LID2>Oh wait, I have to go. Hat Kirby's coming, and I better have an explanation for this one!</P> | 58 | |
| 59 | <P><BR></P> | 59 | <P> |
| 60 | <H2 id=IEText style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">Kirby 404<BR>Property of hatkirby</H2> | 60 | I'm sure you'll have fun. |
| 61 | </FONT></TD> | 61 | </P> |
| 62 | </TR> | 62 | <!--END SEARCHREF--> |
| 63 | </TBODY> | 63 | |
| 64 | </TABLE> | 64 | <!--BEGIN NORMALREF--> |
| 65 | <P> | ||
| 66 | <STRONG>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG> | ||
| 67 | </P> | ||
| 68 | |||
| 69 | <P> | ||
| 70 | You were referred to this page by: | ||
| 71 | <STRONG><A HREF="<!--NORMALREF.REF-->" TARGET="_blank"><!--NORMALREF.SITE--></A></STRONG><BR /> | ||
| 72 | I guess they didn't know that Kirby ate the page. | ||
| 73 | </P> | ||
| 74 | |||
| 75 | <!--BEGIN OURBAD--> | ||
| 76 | <P> | ||
| 77 | Wait a minute! That's us! Uh oh! It looks like one of our own links is broken! | ||
| 78 | I'm really sorry about this, and I'll try to fix it before Hatkirby notices. | ||
| 79 | Please PM "hatkirby" on The Fourm, or post a topic about it in "Fourscore Improvements". Thanks! | ||
| 80 | </P> | ||
| 81 | <!--END OURBAD--> | ||
| 82 | |||
| 83 | <P> | ||
| 84 | Why not try one of these links? | ||
| 85 | </P> | ||
| 86 | |||
| 87 | <UL> | ||
| 88 | <LI>Swim over to <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/">Fourever Island</A></LI> | ||
| 89 | <LI>Try <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/fourm/">The Fourm</A>!</LI> | ||
| 90 | <LI>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://code.fourisland.com">Mercurial Respository</A>!</LI> | ||
| 91 | </UL> | ||
| 92 | |||
| 93 | <P> | ||
| 94 | I'm sure you'll have fun. | ||
| 95 | </P> | ||
| 96 | <!--END NORMALREF--> | ||
| 97 | |||
| 98 | <P> | ||
| 99 | Oh wait, I have to go. Hatkirby's coming and I better have an explation for her this time! | ||
| 100 | </P> | ||