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1<TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=3 width=400>
2 <TBODY>
3 <TR>
4 <TD id=tableProps vAlign=top align=left><IMG id=pagerrorImg src="/images/error404.png"></TD>
5 <TD id=tableProps2 vAlign=center align=left width=360>
6 <H1 id=textSection1 style="FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana; COLOR: black"><SPAN id=errorText>Hello, my name is Waddle Dee</SPAN></H1>
7 </TD>
8 </TR>
9
10 <TR>
11 <TD id=tablePropsWidth width=400 colSpan=2><FONT style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">Aaaa.... well... I'm really sorry, but I can't find the page you're looking for. Really, I'm so sorry! Please don't tell Hat Kirby! This is the 17'th page I lost this week!</FONT></TD>
12 </TR>
13
14 <TR>
15 <TD id=tablePropsWidth width=400 colSpan=2><FONT id=LID1 style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">
16 <P id=LID2>Oh wait. Here we go. We can't find your page because... hmmm... oh not again... It seems Kirby ate the page you are looking for.<BR>Yes, I'm really sorry! He gets really hungry sometimes (all of the time) but we try to keep him fed. Anyway, instead of talking to me, you can:</P>
17
18 <!--BEGIN NOREFERER-->
19 <UL>
20 <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="index.php">Fourever Island</A></LI>
21 <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://cvs.fourisland.com">CVS Respository</A>!</LI>
22 </UL>
23
24 <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P>
25 <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in! You may not be able to find the page because of:</strong></p>
26
27 <ol type="a">
28 <li>An <strong>out-of-date bookmark/favourite</strong></li>
29 <li>A search engine that has an <strong>out-of-date listing for us</strong></li>
30 <li>A <strong>mis-typed address</strong></li>
31 </ol>
32 <!--END NOREFERER-->
33
34 <!--BEGIN SEARCHREF-->
35 <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG></P>
36 <P>You did a search on <strong><a href="<!--SEARCHREF.REF-->" target=_blank><!--SEARCHREF.SITE--></a></strong> for "<strong><!--SEARCHREF.TERMS--></strong>". However, their index appears to be out of date. (Because Kirby ate the page)</p><h2>All is not lost!</h2><p>Why not try these links?</p>
37 <UL>
38 <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="index.php">Fourever Island</A>
39 <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://cvs.fourisland.com">CVS Respository</A>!
40 </UL>
41 <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P>
42 <!--END SEARCHREF-->
43
44 <!--BEGIN NORMALREF-->
45 <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG></P>
46 <P>You were referred to this page by: <strong><a href='<!--NORMALREF.REF-->' target='_blank'><!--NORMALREF.SITE--></a></strong><br />I guess they didn't know that Kirby ate the page.</P>
47 <!--BEGIN OURBAD-->
48 <p id=LID2>Wait a minute! That's us! Uh oh! It looks like one of our own links is broken - I'm really sorry about this, and I'll try to fix it before Hatkirby notices. Please send an email to the email address on the HatBar. Thanks!</P>
49 <!--END OURBAD-->
50 <P id=LID2>Why not try one of these links?</P>
51 <UL>
52 <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="http://fourisland.com">Fourever Island</A></LI>
53 <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://instadisc.org">InstaDisc site</A>!</LI>
54 </UL>
55 <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P>
56 <!--END NORMALREF-->
57
58 <P id=LID2>Oh wait, I have to go. Hat Kirby's coming, and I better have an explanation for this one!</P>
59 <P><BR></P>
60 <H2 id=IEText style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">Kirby 404<BR>Property of hatkirby</H2>
61 </FONT></TD>
62 </TR>
63 </TBODY>
64</TABLE>