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| 1 | <TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=3 width=400> | ||
| 2 | <TBODY> | ||
| 3 | <TR> | ||
| 4 | <TD id=tableProps vAlign=top align=left><IMG id=pagerrorImg src="/images/error404.png"></TD> | ||
| 5 | <TD id=tableProps2 vAlign=center align=left width=360> | ||
| 6 | <H1 id=textSection1 style="FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana; COLOR: black"><SPAN id=errorText>Hello, my name is Waddle Dee</SPAN></H1> | ||
| 7 | </TD> | ||
| 8 | </TR> | ||
| 9 | |||
| 10 | <TR> | ||
| 11 | <TD id=tablePropsWidth width=400 colSpan=2><FONT style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">Aaaa.... well... I'm really sorry, but I can't find the page you're looking for. Really, I'm so sorry! Please don't tell Hat Kirby! This is the 17'th page I lost this week!</FONT></TD> | ||
| 12 | </TR> | ||
| 13 | |||
| 14 | <TR> | ||
| 15 | <TD id=tablePropsWidth width=400 colSpan=2><FONT id=LID1 style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black"> | ||
| 16 | <P id=LID2>Oh wait. Here we go. We can't find your page because... hmmm... oh not again... It seems Kirby ate the page you are looking for.<BR>Yes, I'm really sorry! He gets really hungry sometimes (all of the time) but we try to keep him fed. Anyway, instead of talking to me, you can:</P> | ||
| 17 | |||
| 18 | <!--BEGIN NOREFERER--> | ||
| 19 | <UL> | ||
| 20 | <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="index.php">Fourever Island</A></LI> | ||
| 21 | <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://cvs.fourisland.com">CVS Respository</A>!</LI> | ||
| 22 | </UL> | ||
| 23 | |||
| 24 | <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P> | ||
| 25 | <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in! You may not be able to find the page because of:</strong></p> | ||
| 26 | |||
| 27 | <ol type="a"> | ||
| 28 | <li>An <strong>out-of-date bookmark/favourite</strong></li> | ||
| 29 | <li>A search engine that has an <strong>out-of-date listing for us</strong></li> | ||
| 30 | <li>A <strong>mis-typed address</strong></li> | ||
| 31 | </ol> | ||
| 32 | <!--END NOREFERER--> | ||
| 33 | |||
| 34 | <!--BEGIN SEARCHREF--> | ||
| 35 | <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG></P> | ||
| 36 | <P>You did a search on <strong><a href="<!--SEARCHREF.REF-->" target=_blank><!--SEARCHREF.SITE--></a></strong> for "<strong><!--SEARCHREF.TERMS--></strong>". However, their index appears to be out of date. (Because Kirby ate the page)</p><h2>All is not lost!</h2><p>Why not try these links?</p> | ||
| 37 | <UL> | ||
| 38 | <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="index.php">Fourever Island</A> | ||
| 39 | <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://cvs.fourisland.com">CVS Respository</A>! | ||
| 40 | </UL> | ||
| 41 | <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P> | ||
| 42 | <!--END SEARCHREF--> | ||
| 43 | |||
| 44 | <!--BEGIN NORMALREF--> | ||
| 45 | <P id=LID2><strong>Oh, oh! More info has come in!</STRONG></P> | ||
| 46 | <P>You were referred to this page by: <strong><a href='<!--NORMALREF.REF-->' target='_blank'><!--NORMALREF.SITE--></a></strong><br />I guess they didn't know that Kirby ate the page.</P> | ||
| 47 | <!--BEGIN OURBAD--> | ||
| 48 | <p id=LID2>Wait a minute! That's us! Uh oh! It looks like one of our own links is broken - I'm really sorry about this, and I'll try to fix it before Hatkirby notices. Please send an email to the email address on the HatBar. Thanks!</P> | ||
| 49 | <!--END OURBAD--> | ||
| 50 | <P id=LID2>Why not try one of these links?</P> | ||
| 51 | <UL> | ||
| 52 | <LI id=instructionsText1>Swim over to <A HREF="http://fourisland.com">Fourever Island</A></LI> | ||
| 53 | <LI id=instructionsText2>Or maybe you could go to the <A HREF="http://instadisc.org">InstaDisc site</A>!</LI> | ||
| 54 | </UL> | ||
| 55 | <P id=LID2>I'm sure you'll have fun.</P> | ||
| 56 | <!--END NORMALREF--> | ||
| 57 | |||
| 58 | <P id=LID2>Oh wait, I have to go. Hat Kirby's coming, and I better have an explanation for this one!</P> | ||
| 59 | <P><BR></P> | ||
| 60 | <H2 id=IEText style="FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana; COLOR: black">Kirby 404<BR>Property of hatkirby</H2> | ||
| 61 | </FONT></TD> | ||
| 62 | </TR> | ||
| 63 | </TBODY> | ||
| 64 | </TABLE> | ||