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authorStarla Insigna <hatkirby@fourisland.com>2009-08-09 09:14:58 -0400
committerStarla Insigna <hatkirby@fourisland.com>2009-08-09 09:14:58 -0400
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Created layout 7
The following changes were also made in this revision:

* All HTML was changed to XHTML and a !DOCTYPE was included to reflect this
* Rewrote quotes tracking system to be much less complicated and actually working
* Changed quotes rendering to look more like Chirpy than Rash
* Fixed comment textarea bug
* Rewrote a ton of CSS so it's not as bloated
* Added a JavaScript confirmation when deleting a comment
* AJAXified voting on the POTW
* AJAXified voting and flagging quotes
* AJAXified commenting
* AJAXified voting on posts
* Added DateFinder back after it was accidentally deleted in Layout 4.5

The following database changes must be performed as soon as possible:

* Fix title of NO <!DOCTYPE> post (the &lt; is missing the semicolon)
* Restore post Frasty Tha Snaman from a backup
* Reset "flag" field of all rows in "rash_quotes" to 0
* Remove the "vote" and "flag" columns of "rash_tracking"
* Rename the "quote_id" column of "rash_tracking" to "vote"

The following external code changes must also be performed as soon as possible:

* Add the following line to the end of the // Four Island block in The Fourm's functions.php:
  require('/svr/www/hatkirby/fourisland/main/includes/specialdates.php');
Diffstat (limited to 'includes/specialdates.php')
-rwxr-xr-xincludes/specialdates.php52
1 files changed, 50 insertions, 2 deletions
diff --git a/includes/specialdates.php b/includes/specialdates.php index 4c774a7..067de6d 100755 --- a/includes/specialdates.php +++ b/includes/specialdates.php
@@ -48,10 +48,10 @@ sd_solar_annual('WCA Day',5,5); //DateFinder
48sd_lunar_annual('Mothers Day',5,7,2); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic 48sd_lunar_annual('Mothers Day',5,7,2); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
49sd_lunar_annual('Memorial Day',5,1,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic 49sd_lunar_annual('Memorial Day',5,1,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
50sd_easter(); //BG Pic; DateFinder 50sd_easter(); //BG Pic; DateFinder
51sd_solar_annual('Hatkirbys B-Day',6,7); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
52sd_solar_annual('Flag Day',6,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder 51sd_solar_annual('Flag Day',6,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder
52sd_solar_annual('Hatkirbys B-Day',6,17); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
53sd_lunar_annual('Fathers Day',6,7,3); //BG Pic; DateFinder 53sd_lunar_annual('Fathers Day',6,7,3); //BG Pic; DateFinder
54sd_solar_annual('CTNH',6,17); //Header Pic 54sd_solar_annual('CTNH',6,17); //Header Pic; DateFinder
55sd_solar_annual('Independance Day',7,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder 55sd_solar_annual('Independance Day',7,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder
56sd_lunar_annual('SysAdminDay',7,5,4); //DateFinder 56sd_lunar_annual('SysAdminDay',7,5,4); //DateFinder
57sd_lunar_annual('Labor Day',9,1,1); //Yet to be implemented 57sd_lunar_annual('Labor Day',9,1,1); //Yet to be implemented
@@ -308,4 +308,52 @@ function sd_addDateIn($id,$dateid)
308 $specialdates[$dateid] = $id; 308 $specialdates[$dateid] = $id;
309} 309}
310 310
311function sd_dateFinder()
312{
313 if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay())
314 {
315 $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1);
316 $did += (date('j')-1);
317 $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did;
318 return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!');
319 } else {
320 switch (sd_getCurrentDay())
321 {
322 case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!';
323 case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!';
324 case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?';
325 case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!';
326 case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?';
327 case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!';
328 case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!';
329 case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...';
330 case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?';
331 case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!';
332 case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?';
333 case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!';
334 case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!';
335 case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!';
336 case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!';
337 case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!';
338 case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!';
339 case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!';
340 case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!');
341 case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!';
342 case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!';
343 case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...';
344 case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!';
345 case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!';
346 case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!';
347 case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!';
348 case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...';
349 case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>';
350 case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!';
351 case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!';
352 case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.';
353 case 'Silence Day': return 'Support LGBT people by keeping the silence until 5 PM.';
354 case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>';
355 }
356 }
357}
358
311?> 359?>