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diff --git a/pages/about.php b/pages/about.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c85544f --- /dev/null +++ b/pages/about.php
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1 <H1>About</H1>
2
3 <P>
4 Pillowcase is a <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/">Four Island</A> project, majorly operated by Starla Insigna, though
5 it is possible that other people may have contributed to it (see <A HREF="/contribute.php">contributing</A>).
6 </P>
7
8 <P>
9 Pillowcase is a webcomic about.... you guessed it, a Pillowcase. While ordinarily this may seem drab and boring, some
10 people can be <DEL>insane</DEL> very imaginative. This comic updates daily with a new short edition of the
11 Pillowcase's latest act of insanity.
12 </P>
13
14 <P>
15 Pillowcase was originally a fake news story on another Four Island project,
16 <A HREF="http://false.fourisland.com/">True Falsities</A> (<A HREF="http://false.fourisland.com/2009/02/bluemonkeys-saga/">the story</A>).
17 It was a short story about how Bluemonkey (a Four Island regular), after going a bit insane, started a webcomic
18 called "Pillowcase". The story was written by Starla, so she is not stealing anyone's ideas. Anyway, after writing the
19 story and providing the first 11 Pillowcase comics with it, Starla went a little Pillowcase-insane and turned it
20 into a real webcomic.
21 </P>
diff --git a/pages/archive.php b/pages/archive.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c1cd8ab --- /dev/null +++ b/pages/archive.php
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1 <H1>Archive</H1>
2
3 <UL ID="archive">
4<?php
5
6$getcomics = "SELECT * FROM comics WHERE status = \"publish\" ORDER BY comic_id ASC";
7$getcomics2 = mysql_query($getcomics);
8while ($getcomics3 = mysql_fetch_array($getcomics2))
9{
10?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($getcomics3['comic_id']); ?>.htm"><?php echo($getcomics3['title']); ?></A></LI>
11<?php
12}
13
14?> </UL>
diff --git a/pages/comic.php b/pages/comic.php new file mode 100755 index 0000000..0edd91c --- /dev/null +++ b/pages/comic.php
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1<?php
2
3if (isset($_GET['id']))
4{
5 $getcomic = "SELECT * FROM comics WHERE comic_id = " . $_GET['id'] . " AND status = \"publish\"";
6} else {
7 $getcomic = "SELECT * FROM comics WHERE status = \"publish\" ORDER BY comic_id DESC LIMIT 0,1";
8}
9$getcomic2 = mysql_query($getcomic);
10$getcomic3 = mysql_fetch_array($getcomic2);
11
12$date = strtotime(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'pubDate'));
13
14?>
15 <DIV CLASS="post">
16 <DIV CLASS="date" TITLE="<?php echo(date('F jS Y g:i a', $date)); ?>">
17 <?php echo(date('M', $date)); ?><BR>
18 <?php echo(date('j', $date)); ?><BR>
19 <?php echo(date('Y', $date)); ?>
20
21 </DIV>
22
23 <DIV CLASS="title">
24 <H2><?php echo($getcomic3['title']); ?></H2>
25<?php
26
27if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'author'))
28{
29?>
30 <CENTER><SMALL>Guest comic by <?php echo(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'author')); ?></SMALL></CENTER>
31<?php
32}
33
34?>
35 </DIV>
36 </DIV>
37
38 <DIV CLASS="image">
39<?php
40
41if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'link'))
42{
43?>
44 <A HREF="<?php echo(get_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'link')); ?>">
45 <?php
46}
47?>
48 <IMG SRC="/images/comics/<?php echo($getcomic3['filename']); ?>" ALT="<?php echo(htmlentities($getcomic3['text'])); ?>" TITLE="<?php echo(htmlentities($getcomic3['text'])); ?>">
49<?php
50
51if (has_meta($getcomic3['id'], 'link'))
52{
53?>
54 </A>
55<?php
56}
57?>
58 </DIV>
59
60 <DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
61
62 <UL CLASS="navbar">
63<?php
64
65$id = $getcomic3['comic_id'];
66
67$cntcomics = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM comics WHERE status = \"publish\"";
68$cntcomics2 = mysql_query($cntcomics);
69$cntcomics3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntcomics2);
70$all = $cntcomics3['COUNT(*)'];
71
72if ($id > 2)
73{
74?> <LI><A HREF="/comic1.htm">First</a></LI>
75<?php
76}
77
78if ($id > 1)
79{
80?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id-1); ?>.htm">Back</A></LI>
81<?php
82}
83
84if ($id < $all)
85{
86 if ($id != ($all-1))
87 {
88?> <LI><A HREF="/comic<?php echo($id+1); ?>.htm">Next</A></LI>
89<?php
90?> <LI><A HREF="/">Today</A></LI>
91<?php
92 } else {
93?> <LI><A HREF="/">Next</A></LI>
94<?php
95 }
96}
97
98$cntpending = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM comics WHERE status = \"pending\"";
99$cntpending2 = mysql_query($cntpending);
100$cntpending3 = mysql_fetch_array($cntpending2);
101$numpending = $cntpending3['COUNT(*)'];
102
103?>
104 </UL>
105
106 <DIV CLASS="cleardiv"></DIV>
107
108 <P>
109 pillowcase - the result of an obsession with cute, plush objects that talk nonsense
110 </P>
111
112 <P>
113 because we luv <A HREF="http://xkcd.com">xkcd</A>, make sure you look for the alt text
114 </P>
115
116 <P>
117<?php if ($numpending == 1): ?>
118 there is 1 comic in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for 1 more day before she starts getting angry emails
119<?php elseif ($numpending == 0): ?>
120 oh dear, there aren't any comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla doesn't hurry up, there may not be a comic tomorrow
121<?php elseif ($numpending > 100): ?>
122 OMG! There are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue! Starla, you relax as long as you want!
123<?php else: ?>
124 there are <?php echo($numpending); ?> comics in the pending queue, which means that if Starla wants to be lazy and can't be bothered to update, she can relax for <?php echo($numpending); ?> days before she starts getting angry emails
125<?php endif; ?>
126 </P>
127<?php
128
129$title = $getcomic3['title'];
130
131?>
diff --git a/pages/contribute.php b/pages/contribute.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..eb99e08 --- /dev/null +++ b/pages/contribute.php
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1<?php
2
3$title = 'Contribute';
4
5?>
6 <H1>Contribute</H1>
7
8 <P>
9 Aha, contributing! Starla admits that she isn't the only person on Earth. If you wish to contribute a comic to
10 Pillowcase, you can. But you have to follow the procedure below.
11 </P>
12
13 <P>
14 First, of course, you have to actually write the comic. You can <A HREF="/images/template.png">download the template
15 here</A>. There are some rules about how you can layout the comic, though.
16
17 <UL>
18 <LI>You are allowed to move around the pillowcase. You are also allowed to make him face the other way, make
19 him look weird, add special effects, but you cannot change the base pillowcase.</LI>
20
21 <LI>You are allowed to make multi-panelled comics. However, they cannot be more than two panels wide. You can
22 make it how ever many panels you want in height, but the width cannot exceed two panels. This applies only to
23 regularly sized panels (see below rule).</LI>
24
25 <LI>You are allowed to resize the base panel to make it bigger (making it smaller wouldn't make much sense),
26 but if you do so, it cannot exceed a width of 500 pixels. Also, if you enlarge the base panel and you wish to
27 make a multi-panelled comic (see above rule), the comic cannot grow horizontally (you can't add any panels to
28 the width), only vertically.</LI>
29
30 <LI>The template is a PNG image. The comic you upload must also be a PNG image (as in, the extension is ".png").</LI>
31 </UL>
32 </P>
33
34 <P>
35 Second, come up with a title and some alt text (a.k.a. the addendum that appears when you hover over the comic with
36 your mouse).
37 </P>
38
39 <P>
40 Finally, fill out the form below. Upload your comic in the appropriate field. If you wish to be credited for your
41 comic, fill out the Author field as well. Submit the form and your comic will be added to the moderation list where
42 Starla will review it and (hopefully!) put it on the pending list!
43 </P>
44
45 <H3>Attention!</H3>
46
47 <P>
48 Starla's suddenly lost all hope in her programming (for the time being), so instead of filling out a form, please
49 <A HREF="http://fourisland.com/fourm/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2">contact her</A> with the comic image and
50 the required details. Thanks!
51 </P>
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