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diff --git a/includes/specialdates.php b/includes/specialdates.php index 067de6d..8d0aa08 100755 --- a/includes/specialdates.php +++ b/includes/specialdates.php
@@ -42,11 +42,12 @@ sd_lunar_annual('Presidents Day',2,1,3); //DateFinder
42sd_solar_annual('Valentines Day',2,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder 42sd_solar_annual('Valentines Day',2,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder
43sd_solar_multiannual('Leap Day',2,29,4,2004); //DateFinder 43sd_solar_multiannual('Leap Day',2,29,4,2004); //DateFinder
44sd_solar_annual('St Patricks Day',3,17); //DateFinder 44sd_solar_annual('St Patricks Day',3,17); //DateFinder
45sd_solar_annual('April Fools Day',4,1); //Awesome
45sd_solar_annual('Tri\'s CIEday',4,22); //DateFinder 46sd_solar_annual('Tri\'s CIEday',4,22); //DateFinder
46sd_solar_annual('Silence Day',4,25); //DateFinder 47sd_solar_annual('Silence Day',4,25); //DateFinder
47sd_solar_annual('WCA Day',5,5); //DateFinder 48sd_solar_annual('WCA Day',5,5); //DateFinder
48sd_lunar_annual('Mothers Day',5,7,2); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic 49sd_lunar_annual('Mothers Day',5,7,2); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
49sd_lunar_annual('Memorial Day',5,1,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic 50sd_lunar_annual('Memorial Day',5,1,5); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
50sd_easter(); //BG Pic; DateFinder 51sd_easter(); //BG Pic; DateFinder
51sd_solar_annual('Flag Day',6,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder 52sd_solar_annual('Flag Day',6,14); //BG Pic; DateFinder
52sd_solar_annual('Hatkirbys B-Day',6,17); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic 53sd_solar_annual('Hatkirbys B-Day',6,17); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
@@ -54,6 +55,7 @@ sd_lunar_annual('Fathers Day',6,7,3); //BG Pic; DateFinder
54sd_solar_annual('CTNH',6,17); //Header Pic; DateFinder 55sd_solar_annual('CTNH',6,17); //Header Pic; DateFinder
55sd_solar_annual('Independance Day',7,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder 56sd_solar_annual('Independance Day',7,4); //BG Pic; DateFinder
56sd_lunar_annual('SysAdminDay',7,5,4); //DateFinder 57sd_lunar_annual('SysAdminDay',7,5,4); //DateFinder
58sd_solar_annual('Opposite Day',8,25); //Yet to be implemented
57sd_lunar_annual('Labor Day',9,1,1); //Yet to be implemented 59sd_lunar_annual('Labor Day',9,1,1); //Yet to be implemented
58sd_solar_annual('Four Island A',9,22); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic 60sd_solar_annual('Four Island A',9,22); //BG Pic; DateFinder; Header Pic
59sd_lunar_annual('Columbus Day',10,1,2); //BG Pic; DateFinder 61sd_lunar_annual('Columbus Day',10,1,2); //BG Pic; DateFinder
@@ -310,50 +312,64 @@ function sd_addDateIn($id,$dateid)
310 312
311function sd_dateFinder() 313function sd_dateFinder()
312{ 314{
313 if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay()) 315 if (sd_ifNoSpecialDay())
314 { 316 {
315 $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1); 317 $did = sd_getMonthStart(date('n')-1);
316 $did += (date('j')-1); 318 $did += (date('j')-1);
317 $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did; 319 $did = sd_findNextDay() - $did;
318 return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!'); 320 return ($did . ' more days until the next holiday!');
319 } else { 321 } else {
320 switch (sd_getCurrentDay()) 322 switch (sd_getCurrentDay())
321 { 323 {
322 case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!'; 324 case 'New Years Day': return 'Happy new years!';
323 case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!'; 325 case 'Martin Luther King Day': return 'Happy Martin Luther King Day!';
324 case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?'; 326 case 'Groundhog Day': return 'It\'s groundhog day? Will he see his shadow?';
325 case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!'; 327 case 'Presidents Day': return 'Happy President\'s Day!';
326 case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?'; 328 case 'Valentines Day': return 'Happy Valentines Day! Will you be mine?';
327 case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!'; 329 case 'St Patricks Day': return 'Happy St. Patrick\'s Day! If you\'re not wearing green, I\'ll pinch you!';
328 case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!'; 330 case 'Mothers Day': return 'Happy Mothers Day!';
329 case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...'; 331 case 'Memorial Day': return 'Remember...';
330 case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?'; 332 case 'Easter': return 'Happy Easter! Where are those eggs?';
331 case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!'; 333 case 'Mardi Gras': return 'Happy Mardi Gras! Time to get fat!';
332 case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?'; 334 case 'Ash Wednesday': return 'Happy Ash Wednesday! Did you get your ashes?';
333 case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!'; 335 case 'Palm Sunday': return 'Happy Palm Sunday!';
334 case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!'; 336 case 'Holy Thursday': return 'Happy Holy Thursday!';
335 case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!'; 337 case 'Hatkirbys B-Day': return 'Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday dear Hatkirby! Happy Birthday to me!';
336 case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!'; 338 case 'Flag Day': return 'Happy Flag Day!';
337 case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!'; 339 case 'Fathers Day': return 'Happy Fathers Day!';
338 case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!'; 340 case 'Independance Day': return 'Happy 4th of July!';
339 case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!'; 341 case 'Labor Day': return 'Happy Labor Day!';
340 case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!'); 342 case 'Four Island A': return ('Happy birthday Four Island! Four Island is ' . (date('Y')-2007) . ' years old!');
341 case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!'; 343 case 'Columbus Day': return 'Happy Columbus Day!';
342 case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!'; 344 case 'Halloween': return 'Happy Halloween!';
343 case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...'; 345 case 'Veterans Day': return 'Only 2 minutes of silence. Remember... remember...';
344 case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!'; 346 case 'Thanksgiving': return 'Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!';
345 case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!'; 347 case 'Kirby Week': return 'It\'s Kirby Week! Not only is it a time of celebreation and fun on Four Island, it\'s only a week before Christmas!';
346 case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!'; 348 case 'Christmas Eve': return '"1 Day Left" says Fourie!';
347 case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!'; 349 case 'Christmas Day': return 'Merry Christmas! Time for presents!';
348 case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...'; 350 case 'New Years Eve': return '5... 4... 3... 2...';
349 case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>'; 351 case 'SysAdminDay': return '<A HREF="http://www.sysadminday.com">If you can read this, thank your <I><B>sysadmin</B></I></A>';
350 case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!'; 352 case 'WCA Day': return '<A HREF="http://wca2001.keenspace.com">Webcomic Appreciation Day!</A> Stare in wonder at all of your favorite webcomics! Like Pillowcase, for instance!';
351 case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!'; 353 case 'Leap Day': return 'What day is it? LEAP DAY? This only happens once every four years! LET\'S LEAP IN JOY!';
352 case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.'; 354 case 'Tris CIEday': return 'This is the day that shei came.';
353 case 'Silence Day': return 'Support LGBT people by keeping the silence until 5 PM.'; 355 case 'Silence Day': return 'Support LGBT people by keeping the silence until 5 PM.';
354 case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>'; 356 case 'CTNH': return '<A HREF="/fuhsdiufgsadiufgaisfioas.php">It never happened.</A>';
355 } 357 case 'April Fools Day': return 'Long live the three!';
358 }
356 } 359 }
357} 360}
358 361
362function doAprilFoolsDay($text)
363{
364 if (sd_isSpecialDay('April Fools Day'))
365 {
366 $text = str_replace('four', 'three', $text);
367 $text = str_replace('Four', 'Three', $text);
368 //$text = str_replace('4', '3', $text);
369 $text = str_replace('FOUR', 'THREE', $text);
370 }
371
372 return $text;
373}
374
359?> 375?>
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